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Planking

Established in Australia. When and individual lays down stiff and straight with hand by his/her side in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible (cop cars, poles, buildings, in public) and often take a photo of themselves and share with friends
friend: i wasn't that drunk
other friend: dude you tried planking my cat.
by rangahah June 9, 2011
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Planks

The clever combination of the words Please and Thanks. Often used after the realisation that you forgot to say please in the first place. Planks has nothing to do with planking.
"Hey mate, pass me the bong"
(Mate passes bong)
"Planks mate"
by V man #1 May 30, 2013
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Plank

A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.

Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.
A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?

B: She’s a plank.

—-

C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.

D: Walk the Plank!
by Bricked March 12, 2021
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planking

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle
King of planking - "Clearly the only reason he was charged was because his planking had been done already."
by Mandernaught June 7, 2011
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plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).
by Planking Professional July 9, 2011
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planking

>->o

this is planking
by Quebexicans October 8, 2011
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Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.
Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."
by Git Law October 2, 2011
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