ham planets

Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.

Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.

by Sigh January 4, 2013

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Planetesimal

Planetesimals are objects of some Km of diameters that are thought to have formed during the solar system's formation.

Asteroids and comets are leftover planetesimals that have not been incorporated into a planet during this period

by Andrew scrivner April 28, 2005

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Planetist

Someone that believes that Pluto isn't a planets therefor they are Planetists

Maddie: "Pluto isnt a planet!"
Colby: " fuck you, you planetist"

by saylxss January 11, 2022

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Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

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bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets

If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets

by chanel182 March 8, 2009

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"stars, planets, and moons" compliment

I.e., saying dat someone has a "heavenly body".

Slim shapely chick: Every time I go to visit my new boyfriend, he draws tiny images of the Sun and Saturn on my nails while giving me an all-over massage; he says it's his way of giving me a "stars, planets, and moons" compliment regarding my attractive physique.

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

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