plank 'n blow

The action of planking whilst the underlying partner gives oral pleasure underneath said plank

Hey Rod how was your night? Pretty good man, got the plank 'n blow and now my abs are sore!

by PlankinLife December 30, 2016

Plankton Paradox

One who makes overly complex schemes while unable to do the bare minimum tasks in life

Look at this guy going through a plankton paradox, he wants to take over the world yet can barely do the dishes by himself!

by Hurble lurble durble March 30, 2020

Plaktow

A feverish madness experienced during pon farr. Mad with lust.

He is deep in the plaktow. I wouldn't mess with him right now; he's as likely to screw you as look at you.

by cuzicouldyay June 2, 2009

Plackised

The act of spitting and/or hitting a prostitot, while injuring your reputation at the same time.

Susie : Aw man! I was just plackised in front of the whole school!
Teacher 1: It's okay, that plackis will be in big trouble!
Teacher2: You must be a smut...

by rationalthinking April 28, 2011

Palak

Said to be God's trophy human.

They said she was Palak, but we all know that could not be possible!

by PNG November 18, 2004

involuntary planking

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

by Snackface October 21, 2011

Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

by nbro February 19, 2009