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Pitote

Mexican slang for a fairly large penis like the one I bear.
Hoe: Ay Papi que Pitote tienes. Metemelo por atras!
Guy: Lo que tu quieras Mami!
by ASESSINO February 2, 2004
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cutsey patootsey

An act or being so unbearably cute that you just want to squeeze the individual acting in a cutsey patootsey manner.
When Jess laughs at her own jokes, bikes across Biarritz after drinking a bottle of wine in search of tequila, or gets annoyed when Alex tickles her nose with her hair, she is being a cutsey patootsey.
by BillySuefromtheCountry February 28, 2009
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tough patooties

Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".
(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.

(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...

(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!
by hmakav November 28, 2006
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patootie

Justin is Wendee's patootie.
by Justin Souvannasane July 26, 2005
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mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺
by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022
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Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx
Calinouwx is the patootiest
by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014
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Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.
Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.
by MuckyPup October 24, 2011
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