Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.
The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.
First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.
First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!
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When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.
*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
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One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!
Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.
Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?
Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.
Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?
Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
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Get the pissing and shitting and cumming mug.adj. Containing the ability to anger and/or annoy someone.
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1.) My date stood me up again! How pissoffable!
2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!
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2.) The chemistry test was very pissoffable! How dare the professor include material we hadn't gone over in lecture?!
3.) They say that new kid over there is extremely pissoffable...
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