PHONERAPE

When someone calls or texts you without your permission. They have violated your ears and have forced their conversation upon you. It's usually someone you don't want to be in contact with like an annoying co-worker, former friend or just some moron you know.

The girl text the guy so many times, the guy screamed out "PHONERAPE!" He was never the same again and went into the corner crying while holding himself.

by lolz09 January 27, 2009

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 is a slur used to describe how the person Mace is.

Lauren, AM, Rodrigo, Nick and Ben:

Hey Plonker😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 i hope you had a lovely day!

Mace: STOP BEING F**K**G MACEPHOBIC

by Maybe Stan Boy November 4, 2021

Phonner

The Female counterpart for Donner.

“My Donner is made for your Phonner”
“You look like a Phonner”

by Tangodown February 28, 2018

phonken

When your just tryna get phonky and you just start phonken😎 it

-“bro this party is so Lame i just wanna get phonky”
-“bro ignore the Lame and just start phonken😎”

*starts phonken😎 aggresively”

by phonk daddy May 19, 2022

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003