Phlegma

A portmanteau based on the words 'phlegm' and 'smegma'.

It is generally used to express ones disgust at something.

It can also refer to the fluid outcome of fellatio administered to someone with scant notions of personal hygiene, by an individual with a bad chest infection.

a: "Hey, look at that chungster with the peng garms. I'd very much like to bang them."
b: "What? You mean that tepid pool of phlegma over there. You make me sick you rapey perv!"

by Exceedingly Concerned Citizen September 5, 2011

phoebe buffay

The funniest person on FRIENDS. Phoebe Buffay is the weirdest but coolest person on T

Pheobe Buffay is cool

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

phoebe

a badass chick who you see as someone innocent and sweet but once you get to know her you soon realize she's crazy and willing to do anything

damn i saw phoebe at that party last night, she's definitely not what i expected.

by 127582796947 July 25, 2017

Phoebe Buffay

The best friend of the Friends. "Pheebs" was odd but, sexy in her own way.

I would bang Phoebe Buffay if she was a real person.

by a neighbor July 31, 2004

phlemo

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.

Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...

by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010

phlubis

The left over deflated sack skin after someone's testicles have been removed.

"I can't ride a bike anymore, my phlubis keeps getting caught in the spokes" - Bea

by DirtyShizno March 24, 2016

Phoebe Bridgers

Phoebe Bridgers is an American Artist from Pasadena, California. She creates Indie/Alt music and has two albums, Punisher and Stranger in the Alps. She also has another EP with two other wonderful artists, Lucy Dacus and Julien Baker, called Boygenius. She has collaborated with many artists such as Taylor Swift, Lord Huron, MUNA, and more. She is super gay and funny, & drop dead gorgeous! She is very admirable and I’m gay for her, honestly.

Phoebe Bridgers is my favorite artist, she is such an amazing writer. I’m so emo for Phoebe Bridgers.

by laurencimswife November 22, 2021