Piss Painter

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.

"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."

by Tetyana October 14, 2006

tartan paint

A fictional item that is used to send new people in the workplace on a wild goose chase.

Right then first of all what I need you to do is go down to the shop and get a tin of tartan paint

by Unclemoe69 March 2, 2017

Sucked paint

A term used to describe sucking toes.

Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!

by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

Paint that face up

To ejaculate on another person's face.

"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."

by BigLue February 11, 2010

Paint The Town

(verb) To appear at a number of different parties or venues during a given a night. To travel from party to party throughout a neighborhood or city.

First I'm going to start drinking at Kristy's place. Then I'm going to head to the house party on Wilford. I think I'll probably end up at Mike's party too. I'm going to paint the town!

by B-Legit159 December 15, 2008

paint your walls

The process of ejaculation inside your partner while having unprotected sex.

She wanted anal sex so I said I'm going to paint your walls.

by Issey5758 October 23, 2017

Candy Paint

An automotive finish. Consists of a base coat (usually metallic, with small to large metallic flakes), followed by the 'candy', which is followed by a clear coat.

The candy is a translucent color coat, which is either a specialty candy paint or a clear-coat paint tinted with dye.

The final color and darkness of the finish depends on the color and darkness of the basecoat, the amount of tint in the candy coat, and the number of candy coats applied.

Candy paint requires a lot of sanding and is very labor intensive. It also requires a skilled painter to get a consistent color, as any variation in the thickness of the candy paint will appear as streaks or dark/light patches in the final finish. Due to this, candy paint is usually very expensive.

Translucent, wet-look paint, such as in Fast and Furious or on some show cars. Candy paint.

by Eduardo Jones the Third October 18, 2008