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Schizoid Personality Disorder 

A personality disorder characterized by characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, and emotional coldness. SPD is unrelated to Schizophrenia. Like other personality disorders, symptoms must have a long-term effect upon the victim's life, often impairing social and emotional functioning. Sufferers of SPD tend to be seen as cold, distant, and not affectionate whatsoever. They have a difficult time expressing emotions, and are indifferent to praise and criticism. Individuals with SPD lack any desire for friendly or romantic relationships. These individuals often lack any desire for sex as well, and will most likely prefer masturbation because they are unable to tolerate the emotional or physical closeness required during sex.
Victims of Schizoid Personality Disorder really have nothing wrong with them, they just prefer to be by themselves.
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Anti-Social Personality Disorder 

Definately NOT to be confused with someone who is Asocial. AsPD is a Personality Disorder characterised by behaviour which is deemed anti-social such as wreckless driving, superficial charm, pathological lying, criminal versatility, sexual promiscuity and much more.

AsPD is the most difficult personality disorder to treat as it effects people on both a psychological and genetic level.
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy and Charles Manson had varying forms of Anti-Social Personality Disorder.

Well At Least I Still Have My Personality 

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.
Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

silicone personality

A personality that is fake, artificially enhanced and augmented like a body part can be with plastic surgery.
Anyone whom feigns religious piety but in actuality drinks heavily and is a promiscuous skank. (More common amongst woman)
Anyone whom seems inhumanly caring and considerate just to benefit their image.
That girl only talks to band geeks so people will think she is nice and put her on homecoming court, she has a silicone personality.

she has a great personality 

"She has a great personality" can be used when talking about a girl with a great rack or ass in lieu of using vulgar comments or to simply hide your true thoughts from friends or females in the vicinity.

Slang for a nice set of tits or ass
*About a girl with huge tits*

Joe - Damn, she has a great personality!

Brian - Yeah her personality is huge!

"That girl has a real tight personality!
"Yeah she's got an amazing personality!"

schizotypal personality 

a personality disorder with a schizophrenic flavor. It differs from the similarly named "schizoid personality" in that schizotypes want to socialize but have social phobia, wheras schizoids are content to be alone.

Also schizotypes have more strange symptoms than schizoids; for example Ideas of reference, magical thinking, bizarre fantasies or preoccupations.

So in a way schizotypal is sort of like a mild version of Schizophrenia
Eeyore seems to have a schizotypal personality. Today he didn't feel very sociable so he was sitting at home listening to Dylan, and dylan was singing about his life, Cobain does that too.

Then he did some research on the idea that school is the Great Whore of Babylon. Well he knows it is not the actual whore yet, but the similarities are interesting. (They both make some people rich and nearly everybody stupid)

"For all the nations have drunk the maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings of the earth committed adultery with her, and the merchants of the earth grew rich from her excessive luxuries." (Rev. 18:3)

"For her merchants were the great men of the earth." (Rev. 18:23) - Rockefellers ect.

btw, eeyore realizes the idea that school is actually satan's whore is far-fetched, but the idea that it makes you stupid is far from far-fetched, check the link below

johntaylorgatto.com/index.htm

Sexy personality 

Inner qualities that are sexually appealing and attractive for more than that of a person for which would be defined with a "good" or even "great" personality.
"Damn, Karen Gillan saved the planet again. She's got that sexy personality"

"Hey dude do I have a sexy personality?"
"Nahh bro nobody likes you"
Sexy personality by YYUUY August 15, 2016