Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands

See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex

by Kali_mist November 4, 2016

penissexual

penissexual where you cum from seeing your own penis

everytime i see my penis i cum i'm penissexual

by gayestard March 26, 2021

Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 6, 2009

penissss

male projectile unit

dick also called penissss is a tool

by ryan mandick April 12, 2009

Penisseur

Someone who has a great appreciation for the male penis in a variety of different shapes and sizes.

"So many different penises...so little time. *sigh* I'm glad I'm a Penisseur, you know?"

"One types or size would be boring, don't you think? I suppose my appreciation would make me quite the Penisseur."

by Z-Maker October 22, 2008

penass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the inventor of that gem as well. but you cant have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Perve: "You are my favorite pornstar. Can you please sign my penass?"
Pornstar: "Of Course, Where else would a thot of my caliber sign."
Perve: "You are the only one doing that to your vaganus in porn these days, my gf cant even do that."
Perve: "My gf is jealous that I can do it to my penass better than she can to her vaganus."
Pornstar:"That's amazing, you can stick a flashlight up your ass and see the reddish glow on your penass."

by Jacob Galloway November 26, 2013