Penaldo

A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan

I got a severe penaldo for slapping my teacher
I went fishing and my partner penaldoed me!

by Stewie246 December 27, 2022

penoder

n. someone who can lick their nose

v. the act of licking someones nose

Did you know bob is a penoder??

George got so close to me I could easily penoder him.

by Sam Angles May 19, 2008

Penaldo

A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire

My idol penaldo is finished 😭

by Seuiwy April 21, 2023

ruben penfold

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!

a ruben penfold makes all the girls wet

by hegetsallthegirlswet July 5, 2018

Bottlertiano Penaldo

A massively overrated football (soccer) player from Portugal who bottles and ghosts in big games but excels at scoring penalties against bottom table teams.

Hey, did Juventus win that game against Crotone last night?
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team

by JMVLM May 7, 2021

Penoid

A very small penis,as in a particle of penis.

"Man, Adam, you've got such a small penoid."

by Luh-Luh-Luh-Louis! August 31, 2006

penaldinho

A brazilian kid who thinks hes good just because he does useless skills and had a two year career and some people think hes the best like among us kids that have no brain like maradona is the goat

Bro justin thinks hes good just because he does skills

Is he Penaldinho?

by MaradonaGoat July 12, 2023