penislessness

The loss or the event of not owning a penis. Women are the main suffers of penislessness, also those who have had unfortunate accidents.

"I have no penis, i have got penislessness."

by Tom997 February 19, 2009

Peniscope

A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.

As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

penistoes

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

by molomer April 17, 2009

penistologist

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

penishelicopter

A Penishelicopter is when a man gets banged from behind by sitting on someone and his penis spins round round like a helicopter.

A Penishelicopter is not only a gay activity,
a can also be banged by a strap-on-dildo or other objects for example.
This vid shows pretty well what a penishelicopter is:
www.dude.ist.ein.homo.com

by Matthias Helmke October 30, 2007

peishaleek

The italian slang word for penis.

Woah, did you see the size of his peishaleek?!

by cearainyoface November 25, 2005

Penishment

The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.

Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?

Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.

Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!

Husband: That's just penishment!

Wife: Screw you, jerk!

Husband: I guess I soon will be!

Husband:

by tkast68 June 18, 2011