porcelain punisher

A huge , nasty, filthy dump. Usually taken the day after a hard night of draft beer and hot wings. Sometimes confused with the "triple flusher" , but much more violent.

I'm going to lay down a real porcelain punisher before the Seahawks game kicks off...

porcelain punisher by Blair Y. January 19, 2006

penistealthography 

The art of taking a photograph of a scenic item (ie; Flower Arrangement)that cleverly has your penis displayed in a stealthy fashion.

Hey Bob, I saw your latest penistealthography picture hanging on your Mother Inlaws livingroom wall, ya think she will ever notice it?

penistealthography by Bikerbob December 10, 2007

Penisphere 

Noun: from the latin root, DICK.

The area and environment in which one's penis would find living conditions both suitable and hospitable.

Also a term to denote an area where no man should intrude, specially Max.

1. Mila Kunis' vagina is my desired penisphere.

2. MAX!... GET OUT OF MY PENISPHERE!

3. I often have to shoo unicorns out of my penisphere.

Penisphere by Rainbow Prancer March 18, 2011

Punished Him Severely 

Punished Him Severely is a running gag in the Oversimplified series. It first appeared in Hitler (episode) and was last seen in the Napoleonic Wars. People, most notably Adolf Hitler, were getting spanked by Alois Hitler or by a family member.

Person 1: What happened to him?
Person 2: His father punished him severely

Punished Him Severely by ihadnoideaforapseudonym October 16, 2021

seductive punisher 

A woman that lures in a man by trickery and seduction and makes his life a living hell.

My ex wife was a seductive punisher.

seductive punisher by Moanicahanf April 23, 2018

gayer than a bag of penises 

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.

Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.

gayer than a bag of penises by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006

two-inch-punisher 

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

two-inch-punisher by RiMjOb February 9, 2014