Penislore

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.

Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."

by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

Penisouraus

A penis that is larger than a leg but smaller than a body.

Girl: He had a penisouraus that gave me a ride last night.

by StraightxXxKing April 5, 2011

The Pedicure

Prior to intercourse the male ensures that their partner’s sock is nearby. before busting, they will insert the penis into partner’s sock and cum into it. Then they will gently and calmly put down the sock and wait for their partner to redress. Unbeknownst to them, one of their socks is filled with semen. This is how to give someone the pedicure.

I gave her the pedicure yesterday, she had no idea.

by shapedamoeba May 31, 2020

penicure

peen a cure (n.): the grooming of the male genitalia that immediately results in the appearance of a 3 inch to the penile area

I gave myself a penicure before I went out on a big date last night, and my cock looked a lot bigger.

by igor stravenski January 27, 2007

Penisaurous-Rex

Refering to an enourmous penis.

Whoa! That guy has a penisaurous-rex.

by The Real Cullen August 9, 2006

penisburrito

A rare magical item. It is often rainbow colored and it is the main staple of Sasuke, the purtiest girl in the world. A penisburrito is hard to define as it is too glorious to put into words.

"Hey Momma?"
"Yes Billy Bob?"
"Whut're we havin' for dinner Momma?"
"RAINBOW PENISBURRITO !!!"
"WAHOOOOOO!! THANK YOU MOMMA! IMMA GO GET SAUCE-SU-GAY!!!

by JuJukins July 5, 2010

peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004