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One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment.
Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.
"My penang itches."

"Why won't anyone love my penang?"

"Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang."

Really, the possibilities are endless.
by fireitupbaby July 24, 2008
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Penang

One of the great mysteries of life, penang is the predominant (or soon to be predominant) term for a vagina. You know, a pussy. A meat taco. Poonany. Fill in what slang you will; it won't feel as satisfying as using "penang". Penang is more than just an anatomical fact. It is a way of life. Loved by almost all men on earth (and statistically 3 out of every 10 women), It has spawned books, plays, music, not to mention the entirety of creation. Seriously, penang is more accomplished than Martha Stewart post-indictment.
Used most frequently in concert with the ever popular boba, when referring to other equally awesome parts of the female anatomy. May also be used as an expletive, but this should only occur when all other words fail to suffice in expressing your anger/shock/amazement/joy.
"My penang itches."

"Why won't anyone love my penang?"

"Daammn, will you look at the bobas on that girl! I'd like to rock her penang."

Really, the possibilities are endless.
by fireitupbaby September 4, 2008
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a direct roast on footballer Bruno Fernandes who is known for being extremely skilled when it comes down to penalty kicks, where rival fans cry because of the stats he put up.
Bruno Fernandes scored 8 penalties last season, Bruno Penandes am I right?
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penaned

When your friend urinates very yellow urine and gets some on his hand, then proceeds to give you a hi-five
Ethan-Ew what’s this yellow stuff

Frances- HAHA YOU JUST GOT PENANED!
by Newan100 May 12, 2018
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Penang wang

When a man eats too much curry (Penang sweet curry) and their penis, also known as a wanger or wang, smells like curry.
My boyfriend ate so much curry yesterday when we had Thai food for lunch and later that night during sex I smelled his Penang Wang.
by Swaggy mcswagger February 12, 2019
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