Peenish

A small penis. Not quite big enough to be a dick but it has a head and works...I guess. Definitely not a satisfying mouthful.

Poor dude got shafted. He only has a 3" peenish.

by HeauxRemover October 8, 2021

Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

peents

When you pee in your pants and someone asks you why your pants are wet and you just look at them and say peents, because it sums up what you did.

Cat "Vicky, why are your pants wet?"
Vicky "peents"
Cat "oh that sucks"

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

lozuh peents

a loser who has peed in there pants.

Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!

by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

negress-peenris

a penis on a girl, usually used together with negress to make negress peenris, which is a fine as ho who has a weenie.

man that ho had a negress peenris, but i was too horny to care. i took what i could get and i dont regret it yo.

by aubrey January 19, 2005

Peeniss

The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!

Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!

by Cyn D June 11, 2005