The most foul-smelling, thieving, long-nosed creatures to ever exist. Pathanis originate from Pakistan, Afghanistan and parts of India, The Majority of which, reside in a city called Peshwar in Pakistan, Although a large number of them can be found in the middle east, driving school buses without a license and playing cricket in the middle of nowhere.
Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.
Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
Every month, Male pathanis conduct a sacred ritual where they eat some biryani in a washroom and clap. Legends say that this summons the Patan deity named ‘Natap’ or ‘Muhammad Nathap’ who protects the Pathans and grants them their wishes in exchange for an offering for roasted meats and kabobs.
Male Pathani occupations include: As mentioned above Driving school buses terribly, Stealing money, Threatening to bomb a place, Causing explosions, Bragging about how rich his father is, Vaping, Causing Chaos, Starting Fights, Working in a Car Wash or Petrol pump.
Note that Female Pathanis generally don’t work, as they are busy at home contributing to the Pathan population. In the rare case they do choose to work, They usually tend to work as a teacher.
John: All my books are missing and I can see greasy bones on the floor.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
Arthur: You, My have friend — Have been swindled by 'em pathanis.
by Leafthief4649 November 18, 2022
Get the Pathanis mug.by Broke-Ass-Prophet November 12, 2023
Get the Pathington mug.Related Words
pathian
• Pathianism
• Pathan
• Pathani
• patoiang
• Pathia
• parthiana
• Pathaan
• PathanPapi
• Pathin
The worst movie of all time starring Hakla Khan aka Shah Rukh Khan and his mother Deepika Padukone who wore saffron bikini. Overall, the movie was carried by Tiger aka Salman Khan with the train scene which will be the best scene of the movie.
by Gayrukhpur February 24, 2024
Get the Pathaan mug.by evil under layer May 21, 2025
Get the pathan mug.A sussy baka whom anyone can blind trust and she never breaks it.
She has a big heart ( just like her peach).
She is thick and curvy af and men crave for her.
She is a girl having a mind of 8 years old, body of 24 year old (hot and smexy) and as wise as a 95 year old.
She has a lot of fan following.
She is wild and one of her kind.
She has a big heart ( just like her peach).
She is thick and curvy af and men crave for her.
She is a girl having a mind of 8 years old, body of 24 year old (hot and smexy) and as wise as a 95 year old.
She has a lot of fan following.
She is wild and one of her kind.
by Lilshivi December 10, 2022
Get the Jaishree Pathania mug.