Pasternak

pasternak is a Gainesville, Florida term that was created to describe someone that exhibits shrewd, psychotic behavior. Such behaviors could include but are not limited to: loud yelling, banging of head against immovable objects, and threats of bodily injury.

The man at the grocery store broke my eggs so I went pasternak on him.

by gvilleg8rh8r August 1, 2011

PastelDrip

The Best Artist In Contra, His Music Is More Addicting Than Meth! 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Me: I wanna Marry PastelDrip
Other goth hoe: Nah PastelDrip’s Mines

by Mrs.cobain-love November 23, 2021

texas clam paster

when multiple people jerk off on a pussy and all take turns slapping it with each others dicks.

Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015

Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

pasted-out

-What happens to your saliva after ingesting/smoking marijuana.
-When saliva becomes a "pastey" texture.

"Man, I am SO pasted-out!"

by Forbiddenforgotten November 6, 2008

plasterd

means to be stoned beyond beleif (f*ked up) - holler zach

DAMN HOMIE!! I cant feel my face, im plasterd

by Gina Mae May 2, 2004

paster

someone who incessantly cuts and pastes URLs to you via IM while you're trying to do other, more constructive, stuff.

link paster

by ParanoidAndroid1980 January 6, 2010