lesbian at parties

A phenomenon that occurs only at parties, wherein the female revelers will begin acting in a homo-erotic manner to impress their male dates - however, when confronted with actual pussy, have no idea what they are doing, and no desire to find out.

Person One: "Omfg check out Emma...oh hawt."
Person Two: "It's a trap, she's straight."
Person One: "Then why is she kissing my date?"
Person Two: "Cuz she's bein' a cocktease...she caught Blink's eye a few weeks ago and when she got her alone, she freaked out. "
Person One: "Bummer, just a lesbian at parties."

by Soror August 28, 2006

parkie

A person who lives in the park cities of dallas aka highland park or university park

Look at those rich parkies in their mercedes-benz & BMWs.

by w00tang July 30, 2005

Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

by LETTUCEY May 19, 2021

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

partiez

A misspelled form of "parties". This term is often used by posers who take pictures of themselves in the same outfits in their own bathroom and pretend each one is from a different party in order to make their boring lives seem less lame.

The term is also used by pre-teen girls who have not yet realised that misspelling as you type is not cute.

Note: A regular party-goer knows how to spell "parties".

Me N MaH GuRLZ b aT TeH PaRTieZ!!11

by princess superstar March 27, 2005

joe pappies

Big ole titties!!

Yo, you seen that lady?!? She had some Joe Pappies!!!

by Mandyland13 June 16, 2018

URSAL Parties

URSAL Parties is a term used to refer to left-wing political parties from 2020's who tend to do not recognize representative and liberal governments/democracies as legit and usually advocates people's direct democracy united with planned economy with self-management elements, usually being radically anti-capitalist, anti-liberal and against the institutional left. The term URSAL parties comes from the Brazilian URSAL party (Partido URSAL in Portuguese) that does not recognize Brazilian government as legit nor the brazilian institutional left and advocates people's direct democracy and planned economy with self-management elements.

"That would be great if URSAL parties become a thing worldwide, mainly in first world countries, it would bring a new future to our world and finally end capitalism."

"There are several URSAL parties being created in Latin America, Anglo-Saxon America and Europe, probably 2020's and 2030's will be the decades of the URSAL parties."

by Full Monteirism January 14, 2021