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Pants!

An exclusive Facebook group of superior people, fashioned for only the most skilled of Facebook creeps and wierdos in homage to the holy garment, Pants. It is a safe-haven where creeping and excessive liking and commenting is socially acceptable, and where its members may act out un-judged.

Note: may be used in Noun form (referring to the group, Pants!), or as a Verb (ie to Pants!, meaning to do anything related to the group). Adjective and Adverb form pending.
I just got added to Pants! This is the most amazing day of my life! Finally I belong somewhere special. I Pantsed all night long to celebrate! All hail Pants!
by pantslover January 11, 2011
mugGet the Pants!mug.

Pant's

A piece of clothing that covers up the ass leg's and crotch
Brandon : Wow Kiersten you have such a nice ass!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!
by SlopNChop January 11, 2018
mugGet the Pant'smug.

the pants.

the most complicated thing you can thing of. nobody will understand it unless you encounter this wonder. but you may only wish to partake with the permission of the discoverers.(me)
THYOUR PANTS. hehe wa.....
by graham cracka October 26, 2003
mugGet the the pants.mug.

The Pants

Adjective. Something extremely good. Similar to Da Bomb.
Yo dawg, that pizza was The Pants yo.
by G Cracka and A Dizzle August 6, 2006
mugGet the The Pantsmug.

Pants

1. Things worn over your nether regions. They provide comfort and style. Don't wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.

2. A completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.

3. Something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. I like my new pants.

2.
Are you gay?
Pants.

3. (Something bad happens)
Well . . . pants.
by NessTheHero March 28, 2004
mugGet the Pantsmug.

pants

Referring to clothing items either trousers or strides in the US, or underpants in the UK. Also used to describe something as no good or useless.
Can lead to some confusion when describing unpleasant underwear.
Those pants are totally pants.
by Big Simes January 22, 2003
mugGet the pantsmug.

pants

Street slang used to describe "downer" drug such as heroin.

"shirts" is slang for "upper" like cocaine.
Dude, score me 50 pants (meaning $50 worth of heroin)
by Squishy-man April 1, 2007
mugGet the pantsmug.

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