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Pension Deficit Disorder

When people around you start to retire and you come to the awful realization that, despite a lifetime of working you have no money saved and no plan for your financial future other than work. In other words, the closest thing to retirement in your future is death.
"Honey, we won't be relocating to North Carolina after retirement next year. I've been diagnosed with a pension deficit disorder, and I'll be working until I die instead. Maybe you can relocate after you collect my life insurance payout..."
by TKD nurse March 26, 2017
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cup-panion

a container that holds french fries, onion rings, or any other side order formed so it can fit in a cup holder. Thus being able to be seated next to the almighty soft drink.
Sarah: Awww! I spilled my french fries all over the inside of my car. They wouldn't fit in the cup holder because of their inferior-to-the-soft-drink-cup shape so i placed them on the dash board!

Bree: Don't worry! You can have my fries. They're in a cup-panion!

Sarah: HELL YEA!! Now the soft drink and side order can coincide in peace!!
by Tsunami...Skanklin August 12, 2008
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rossana pansino

An amazing baking youtuber who offen include guest of all platforms
Rossana pansino has a baking line
by Frisko the cat February 3, 2018
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Crumb-Passion

Similar to the definition of “Compassion” but it’s when someone defends and cares for a person(s) of the criminal element aka “Crumb”.
That guy got a bunch of citations because his car is completely illegal.

Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”

Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.
by Peter Lau June 12, 2023
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Hierarchy of passion

Face is more intimate than genitals which is more intimate than hands.

1. Kissing (most passionate)
2. Blowjob
3. Sex
4. Handjob (least passionate)
Did you guys kiss?
No, wasn’t ready for that yet. It’s too high on the hierarchy of passion.
by BrysonStrong November 7, 2021
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I Hate It With A Burning Passion

A phrase which you means you feel extremely intense hatred for something.
Person A: Do you want to play Superman 64 with me?

Person B: Absolutely not! Are you nuts? I hate it with a burning passion!
by Dray’s Dictionary June 23, 2021
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Passion Pistol

A manly term for a mans penis when it ejaculates during intercourse or masterbation. Usually used in conjunction with a comeback to an insult or to sound manly when describing intercourse with a female.
In response to an insult:

Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"

In response to intercourse with a female:

Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"
by Dan Dan the Sax Man October 29, 2007
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