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pander bear

A candidate running for political office who shamelessly attempts to lure in votes by making patronizing and empty concessions and shows of support for particular special interests.
Observer 1: OMG did you see how John McCain has started hanging out with that crazy guy who runs a megachurch in Georgia to try to get the evangelical vote?

Observer 2: yeah, what a Pander Bear.
by chrlz qr March 24, 2008
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pandersnatch

a stank hoe who hangs out at the Laundry mat and blows homeless midgets for three fifty
your mothers a pandersnatch
by cracker July 20, 2003
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Pandoragasm

When you learn of a new awesome band through use of the awesome website, Pandora.
So I learned about this band called "The Underwater Sea Lobsters." From Pandora, it was a total Pandoragasm
by Danny Lafleur April 26, 2010
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Pandora

1.Zeus demanded that the other gods make Pandora as a poisoned gift for man. Pandora was given several traits from the different gods: Hephaestus molded her out of clay and gave her form; Athena clothed her and the Charites adorned her with necklaces made by Hephaestus; Aphrodite gave her beauty; Apollo gave her musical talent and a gift for healing; Demeter taught her to tend a garden; Poseidon gave her a pearl necklace and the ability to never drown; Zeus made her idle, mischievous, and foolish; Hera gave her curiosity; Hermes gave her cunning, boldness, and charm. Thus the name Pandora—"all gifts"—in Hesiod's version derives from the fact that she received gifts from all deities. The most significant of these gifts, however, was a pithos or storage jar,1 given to Pandora either by Hermes or Zeus. Before he was chained to the rock, Prometheus had warned Epimetheus not to take any gifts from the gods. However, When Pandora arrived, he fell in love with her. Hermes told Epimetheus that Pandora was a gift to the titan from Zeus, and he warned Epimetheus not to open the jar, which was Pandora's dowry. Until then, mankind lived life in a paradise without worry. Epimetheus told Pandora never to open the jar she had received from Zeus. However, Pandora's curiosity got the better of her and she opened it, releasing all the misfortunes of mankind Once opened, she shut it in time to keep one thing in the jar: hope. The world remained extremely bleak for an unspecified interval, until Pandora "chanced" to revisit the box again, at which point Hope fluttered out. Thus, mankind always has hope in times of evil.
2. Pandora is Marius's lover in The Anne Rice Vampire Novels
3. Me
"way to pull a Pandora"
by Pandora Morgan November 20, 2006
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pander

1. To act as a go-between or liaison in sexual intrigues; function as a procurer.
This could be like a pimp or anyone who gets one party to have sexy feelings for another party who is already interested.

2. To cater to the lower tastes and desires of others or exploit their weaknesses: “He refused to pander to nostalgia and escapism”
Middle English Pandare, character who procured for Troilus the love of Cressida in Troilus and Creseyde, poem by Geoffrey Chaucer (ca. 1342–1400)
by suzy que February 28, 2005
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Pandora

A website and smartphone app used to listen to advertisements.
Bob: "Dude, did you hear that new ad on Pandora today?"
Frank: "The one about Tide bleach?"
Bob: "Yeah!"
by celeryhorseshoe April 26, 2014
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Pandorum Hippocampus

A clinical and medical term for having the same dream every night, without change.
Suzy Smith has been dreaming the same dream, everynight, without fail for some 15 years. She has the symtoms of Pandorum Hippocampus.
by dirkdavid33 March 19, 2010
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