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palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back
He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me
by Palestine forever March 4, 2021
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Palestined

To make people believe in utter and complete nonsense. To substitute facts with lies intentionally.
ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"
by Notshalava January 12, 2024
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Palestined

To have violent acts committed against you by barbarians who think humanitarian violations such as r*pe, behe*ding babies, sho*ting children begging for their lives and other atrocities somehow equals justice for ridiculous and baseless perceived wrongs.
She was Palestined by a violent barbarian.
by TheRealTruthHurtsDontIt December 29, 2023
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Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.
Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .
by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024
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Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.
Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.
by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023
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Palestined

When someone butchers you and rapes you and then tells everyone it's actually you did it to yourself and it's your fault.
In a restaurant, someone asked to go to the bathroom and was raped and murdered. Later, Police arrived and gave a ticket to the dead body. The poor guy was palestined
by E3DD January 1, 2024
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