midget pains

the pain that midgets feel cuz their small, or, a very annoying pain in the leg area

i bet that midget on jackass gets sum major midget pains

by kennyc August 3, 2007

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

Lazy Pains

It is the sharp pains you get in your ribs when there is work to be done

Mom: Go out there and help you Dad in the garden
Son: Ouch ouch my ribs
Mom: get out of here with your lazy pains boy

by thebrownsound123 November 27, 2009

Ass pains

when he goes a bit too hard and your ass is sore.

Alyssa: Damn, Asiana, why is your ass so red?
Asiana: oh, Asher went too hard on me yesterday. He fell in deep. Now I have Ass Pains
Alyssa: oh, I’m sorry! Bet it felt good though.

by aboshmabo June 1, 2018

Mommy Pains

When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.

"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."

by motivator0811 August 19, 2011

a million pains

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Window Pains

An awesome sounding hacker tag.

liek ohemjay d00d u just got h4><0r3d bai teh Window Pains

by MaximumOverdrive February 24, 2009