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Eastern Orthodox

Another term used to describe the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - i.e. the Orthodox Church.

The Orthodox Churhc was founded by Christ and His Apostles and is the oldest and second largest Church in existance. The majority of its adherants live in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and North Africa.

Some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on Tradition and not adding or subtracting from the Faith and its rich liturgical life.
The Easyern Orthodox Church is the only true Church and has perfectly preserved the Truth of Christ.

The Eastern Orthodox Church is NOT Roman Catholic.
by Naitsirhc Xodohtro November 8, 2005
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Othmanuel

Is a clever and single man who lives in Mohammedia. Loves beer more than women and always on the go.
Othmanuel mindset.
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orthin

He's a little shy but insanely outgoing
around his friends. He can make anyone laugh,
knows how to treat a girl right and is loves
cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone
he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really
know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure
and one of the most amazing friends you will
ever make in your entire life. He'd make the
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man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't
afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants.
If you ever have the privileged to have him in
your life don't take it for granted and never let
go of him as a friend or anything else. He
knows what to say, when to say it, and how to
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eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person
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orthin nice and funny
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orthocution

Death by orthopedic surgery. Generally occurs when ortho takes a poorly selected geriatric patient to the operating room for fixation.
This 87 year old patient was taken for femur fixation and coded on post op day 1. Another clear cut orthocution.
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The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"
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Orthodonculous

When a person's teeth are so misaligned and grotesque you can't help, but stare.
That girls teeth were so bad, it was orthodonculous.
by Esquire1990 February 24, 2011
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ortho

abraviation for orthodontist. (dental work)
i went for ortho today and i got braces
by baby-girl69 November 19, 2003
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