ORB

ORB a sphere they come with a hole

BRUCE: STEVE STOP FUCKING MY ORBS

STEVE: NO MY COCK IS IN THE ORB
BRUCE: STEVE NO

STEVE: I HAVE A MASSIVE ERECT GLIZZY
BRUCE: STOP FUCKING MY ORB YOU CUNT

BRUCE: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

BRUCE: IM CALLING THE COPS

STEVE: I HAVE TO FUCK THE ORBS
BRUCE: YOU EVEN GOT JOEL TO FUCK MY ORBS
JOEL: IM FUCKING YOUR ORBS

BRUCE: F U C K
JOEL: MY GLIZZY IS INSIDE YOUR ORBS

by Chernobyl Person January 7, 2022

Orb fizz

1. v. The giddy feeling gay men get when a twink does something adorable.

2. n. An alcoholic beverage.

1. v. Have you see that picture of Troye Sivan He really makes my orbs fizz

2. n. Me and my mates are going to the bar to get some orb fizz

by eight disappointed cockroachs January 17, 2015

Orb of T'kketh

The very essence of Life on Earth and one of 15 Life Orbs in the universe. It is said whoever controls the orb will gain the ability to shape life itself on Earth. The origin of the orb is still unknown, although it is rumored to have been used by the gods to create life on this planet. There are many Life Orbs, but the orb of T'kketh is specific to life on Earth. T'kketh translates loosely to "To be kept on Earth", which has led to the belief if the orb is destroyed or otherwise removed from Earth, life on this planet would cease to exist.

The Orb of T'kketh shall be protected at all costs!

by Busaru May 31, 2017

Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia

Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.

by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022

Orb Waltzer

A person who enters into a task late, doing nothing, and declaring victory or credit as if they had participated when they did not. Derived from the classic description of how the Orbis Protectors triumphantly crossed the battlefield during the Norman Conquest of 1066.

Student A: Wow, I can't believe we got an A on the group project!

Student B: "We"? Come on, don't be an orb waltzer. You didn't even do the 3 PowerPoint slides you promised us.

by OrbLover69 April 28, 2023

Orb Pus

The words sup bro, backwards.

ME: ORB PUS BRO

HIM: nm, on facebook :D

by Orb Pus October 10, 2010

Orb XO

A Grown Ass Man That Lives With His Mommy And Works At Wendy’s , Also Is Subpar At Any Cod He Touches Like Seriously How Can You Be So Bad Stupid Fucking Loser.

Orb XO Came In My Baconator From Wendy’s.

by COBOAH October 20, 2019