Optuon

a holy, ever present, consideration of choice based on the new consistent need to avoid stupidity present in the reality about those choosing, while presenting the dichotomous presence of need to discuss the same stupidity, without limits or restrictions.

We could also come up with some off-campus optuons.

by Duntrune936 April 29, 2020

obtuse

from Latin obtusus, blunt, dull, from past participle of obtundere

dumb fuck not worth smaking!

by Jackd September 19, 2004

obtuse

usually when and angle is more than 90 degrees but less than 180. Or can be used to call someone fat for example George.

person 1: George is obtuse
person 2: yeah I know right a lot like that angle there! lolololol

by Jimmy Savile1234 June 23, 2021

Obtuse Fuck

Refers to the act of having sex in the missionary position with a female who is too fat and or inflexible to create an acute angle between her torso and thighs.

I can't beleive you banged that fat war pig MG....she must have been an obtuse fuck.

by Phil R-C May 18, 2010

obtusenness

The Quality of Being Obtuse

I am Amazed, though not Amused, by Your Obtusenness.

by Roger Zero November 20, 2009

OATUS

Short for 'On a totally unrelated subject...'
Used in text messages as a way of changing the subject rapidly or is sent before a random thought that you had mid conversation.

1: Yh, I agree. Tom was outta line today.
2: OATUS... when's Dom's party?
1: the 6th x
1: Do you think Tom and Lucy will get back together?
2: nah

by britsmartarse April 23, 2019

Arturo Fuente Opus X

One of the rarest, best, and most expensive cigars in the world.

"The Arturo Fuente Opus X is perhaps the rarest and highest rated brand in the world, OpusX has a world-renowned reputation for quality and class. It is full-bodied with a rich, robust flavor." Cigar.com

by tmac21054 December 27, 2010