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Oprah Normal

Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls.
We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a furniture catalog. Man, they were so Oprah normal!
by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
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oprah-tunity

Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.
Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.
by Geoff Girardin December 31, 2007
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Oprahtastic

Something so utterly amazing that only Oprah can be used to describe it
Person 1: Hey dude, Its now legal to marry fish
Person 2: OMG thats so utterly Oprahtastic!
by David Ritchie January 16, 2009
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Oprahnomics

A contemporary economic theory founded originally in 2004 by Oprah Winfrey and popularised in early 2020 by the US government and its Federal Reserve Bank counterpart.

The main tenets of Oprahnomics include:

- Everyone gets a Bailout
- Helicopter Money
- Eternally Zero/Negative Interest Rate Policy
- Yield Curve Control

In this system the government must always maintain a steady growth of debt-to-GDP, increasing the the ratio by a minimum of 25% per annum. The central bank owns the majority of financial assets in circulation and has a dual mandate to:

1) Maximise stock market gains
2) Keep CPI below 3% to disguise asset price inflation

Wide-scale implementation of Oprahnomics began in the United States shortly after the outbreak of the deadly COVID-19 pandemic in early 2020. It was realised when the predominant neo-Keynesian tendencies of central bank economists transitioned into full-fledged Oprahnomics in collaboration with Donald Trump's administration.

The biggest proponents of Oprahnomics today include the Fed, BoE, BoJ, ECB and their government counterparts. Oprahnomics has been described characteristically as a technocratic system composed of elements deriving from plutocracy and corporatism.
Example : Unemployment is at a historical high, but the dow is up 8%. That's simple Oprahnomics!
by The Amur Leopard April 24, 2020
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Oral Fisting

When you put your fist or as many fingers as you can into someone’s mouth. Can be sexual, doesn’t have to be.
Oral Fisting is…
Person 1: Unhinge your jaw
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: (Processed to Oral Fist person 2)
by Juanperezjr1111111 May 22, 2023
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Oprahgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Oprah excitation, usually by screaming Oprah Winfrey Show audience members, but sometimes home-viewers as well.
We tuned into Oprah's Favorite Things episode simply to witness the multiple Oprahgasms.
by Kimberly Clark May 7, 2009
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some porn actor: ok, gimme your password
richard: my password?
porn actor: OUT WITH IT
richard: oral_cum_shot
porn actor: oral cum shot? yeah, that fit...
by the_gobi July 14, 2018
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