ONION

vegetable with *layers*
not to be confused with: "cake" or "parfait"

"Ogres are like onions."

by BowTieGirl June 15, 2003

Onion

A way to say someone is not stealthy

“Yeah your the expert in quiet”
“I’m a god damn onion Mason, you should know that”

by WyvernScale Interactive May 15, 2021

ONION

Humor newspaper

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

onion

an insult the cockney equivelent of a twat.

from the mighty boosh:
vince noir:"he's melted"
The Hitcher:"i ain't meltrd you ONION im over 'ere!

me: (aside) nice one boosh

by eoghan the great June 05, 2007

Onion

$250,000. a large sum of money

YB: Can you believe it? My dude done sold 12,500 units@ $20 a piece.

TXS: Yeahhh Buddy, thats an onion in the pocket.

by YB The Rock Star May 13, 2010

Onion

To be absolutely silent as an onion is.

Mason: “Yeah, you’re the expert in quiet.”

Woods: “I’m a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that.”

by Swatboy0915 January 09, 2021

onions

When you are in the midst of sexual intercourse, and you slam it in hard enough to hit her 'back wall'. Once that is achieved you may then yell "ONIONS"!

" Oh yeah baby, feel that, uh huh, oh...uh...yeah...ONIONS! "

by Tom & Paul October 28, 2006