OFF

Old fart Friday. When you go to a restaurant or store on Friday and there are mostly old people in the place.

A: ugh there are so many old people here
B: I know it's OFF here.

by JLG97 October 10, 2011

off

Off is a spray used by hoes to keep the bugs off them in the woods

i think there is a bug in this here woods can you hand me the off

by purplemonky November 24, 2003

on/offs

slang term for sex.

comes from the anime Chobits where the main robot character (Chii) has her on/off switch in her vagina

Hideki does a quick on/off with Chii, leaving them both satisfied and exhausted.

by lalaloo July 16, 2005

off

Is always uncapitalized and italicized; Not Oof

Guy 1: I just died
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 3: It's off

by Rekanator October 19, 2018

jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

by necronanofelcher November 17, 2009

offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..

To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Off

a person i love.
sexy person.

I love Andreas.
damn, this guy is off!

by rena July 26, 2004