Goldilocks Turd

The immensely satisfying poop that comes after waiting just the right amount of time.

Person 1; "You look happy."
Person 2; "Yeah mate. Just had a Goldilocks Turd and I feel wonderful."

by M J V D G June 24, 2016

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

Goldilocks

Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.

What a load of goldilocks.

by foonist66 July 1, 2011

feeling goldilocks

When you feel just right!

(From the Goldilock and the three bears story)

Andrew sitting in his favourite easy chair at home
Andrew: "Aah, i am indeed feeling goldilocks"
Cat: "Meow"

by Soren2 October 24, 2012

Coldilocks

Blonde, white girls that are constantly freezing.

Coldilocks is so cold she wears footie pajamas in summer.

by dlk December 28, 2013

goldilocks world

Any planet that's (hypothetically-speaking), not too hot, or too cold and can support CHZs: 'continously habitable zones' and have a large Drake number: the possibility of the existant number of intelligent galaxies in the universe put into an equation.

Mars is not a goldilocks world..not even by a large chalk.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Goldilocks

Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.

Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!

by Deacon23 September 17, 2010