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Ye Olde

A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.
A: Did you go to Ye Olde Shoppe? I heard it's hundreds of years old!
B: It was literally established last year. Also, you're pronouncing it wrong.
by lodakabal November 12, 2020
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ye olde bag of RAM

An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.
"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"

"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."
by supaDISC April 29, 2004
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The Olde' Jolly Roger

The Penis in its day to day or erected state.
" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "
by Mytch April 8, 2007
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Ye Olde Piece of Crap

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.
by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010
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An Olde Yeller

An Olde Yeller is defined as receiving felatio from your lady friend while she has a mouth filled with Pop-Rocks and Mountain Dew causing her to foam at the mouth. Upon getting close to climaxing the male should withraw from her mouth and shoot her right between the eyes, thus mimicking the putting down of Olde Yeller.
My wife was giving me an Olde Yeller last night and bit me. I ended up having to put the bitch down. The moral to the story is "Never Bite the GLAND that feeds you!!"
by Matt and Blaine January 20, 2011
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Fucked Her For Olde Glory

The act of placing a American Flag over unattactive women's face and giving her one for your Country.
Holly was no beauty but Butch did the right thing when he fucked her for olde glory for serving her Country.
by Atomic Punk I November 28, 2009
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Ye Olde Saskatoon seesaw

When a man has to pleasure two women, so he puts a double ended dildo in his anus so he can pleasure the other woman on his back-thrust.
"Dude, I had to fuck two girls, but I also needed my anal fix, so I gave them ye olde Saskatoon seesaw."
by SFAwesomesauce September 27, 2019
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