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oyster flaps

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.
by walterc April 8, 2013
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Blue Oyster Cult

A New York rock n' roll band whose greatest singles feature Buck Dharma on vocals (however Eric Bloom is the lead vocalist). Famous for hits such as, "Burnin' For You", "Godzillia", and most well known, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper)".
Agents of Fortune by Blue Oyster Cult is a total fuck album
(from The Stoned Age, movie)
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Harrison Osterfield

Person 1: "Damn who is that man?"
Person 2: " Ohhh him thats Harrison Osterfield.... He is Tom Holland's best friend."
Person 3: "Yeah but he's one million times hotter than Tom tho."
by Osterfield.Holland October 3, 2017
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Oysterpool

Noun: Oysterpool

At the conclusion of anal-intercourse, scooping the ejaculated semen (and fecal residue) from your partner's anus forming an oysterpool in your hand. Then placing your cupped hand containing the oysterpool in front of your partner's mouth for her taste.

Verb: Oysterpooled, oysterpooling
"I hooked up with chick last night and gave her the oysterpool"

Example how the partner can taste the oysterpool:
by royroy07 April 23, 2014
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Oyster Slick

A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.
Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.
Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.
by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014
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Gay Oyster

A "gay oyster" is another name for a jello shot, which are commonly served at gay bars. Since these jello shots are served in single-serving plastic cups with lids, consuming one is like eating an oyster. You open the lid, loosen the shot from the cup with a finger, and then slurp it down. When a gay oyster is combined with champagne, it is called a royal oyster.
Barb had her first gay oyster at the gay bar in Seattle.
by writerpunk August 10, 2016
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