ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!

by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011

ocular choking

The act of squeezing eyeballs for erotic gratification.

"I was ocular choking the fuck out of Jenny last night then my fingers came up all red."

"Poor Jenny."

by Yulio's Urethra August 12, 2017

Ocular hypertension

Ocular Hypertension-Induced Immersion Deficiency (OHID) is a rare and poorly understood condition characterized by elevated intraocular pressure (IOP) that disrupts the normal blinking reflex and reduces the individual’s ability to disengage from visual stimuli. This results in prolonged staring, delayed blinking, and difficulty shifting attention away from immersive environments such as screens, books, or real-world visual scenes.

His ocular hypertension is noticeable while gaming.

by Ocularhypertentionawareness March 17, 2025

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012

Man-oculars

Originates from and is a mixture of the words "binoculars" and "man". It is womens' personal opinions of the way in which they view men. Could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! Only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.

Wanda: "mmmmm... he's fine!"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"

by Amazingmanoculars April 14, 2010