Human Nunchucks

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023

Nunchuck

(n.) a term for a young African-American male residing in an urban environment. The term is derived from the visual appearance of a nunchuck, which bears resemblance to said people: slender, black, associated with violence, and often chained together. This term is extremely derogatory, as it insults the physique, nature, and history of the described people.

Officer! Those nunchucks are making off with my television set!

by Adas July 5, 2004

numbchucker

Being silly or stupid; making stupid choices.

John decided to break up with his hottie girlfriend Ashley because she's left-handed. What a numbchucker!

by Jenn L. October 15, 2007

Numbsuck your asshole

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb

I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.

by LilT17 May 14, 2020

numbfuck

One who preforms mindless and seemingly unrewarding activities over and over again. Often used as a synonym for fucktard or stupid. Do not confuse it with dumbfuck.

Due to the large number of numbfucks who attempt to add the names of their friends and pet goldfishes to the Urban Dictionary who are clogging the system, this definition will likely languish for six months before being reviewed and ultimately being rejected by another numbfuck who mistakenly believes that its fun to just click reject on everything they see.

by Mr. Normal May 19, 2007

nunchucks

Weapons napoleon keeps in his locker.

See also bowstaff, as another weapon napoleon is good at using, and the reason a gang wants to recruit him.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.

by chadbobb December 5, 2004

Nubchuck

A cuter way of calling somebody a Noob.

Joanne: Omg I am actually so fucking damn awesome.
Anthony: No. You're a stinkin' Nubchuck.

by aytee May 9, 2011