np

Computer Text talk for - No Problem

Rent Boy: Thanks for fucking me

Gay 6yr old : Np, ill be happy to do it again

by Chris1066 July 5, 2006

NP

An abrevviation for neopets.

Neopets roolz

by qwerewq March 13, 2004

np

"Null Problemo", from an american tv show translated into german. An acronym commonly used by german-students and german talking people around the world

when Willie/Kate/Lynn/Brian tell him not to eat the cat, he might repy

"np"

by ALFALFALFALFALFALFALFALFALF April 28, 2010

np

is short for “Nice Penis”
used in texting

“hey bro thx for the hw”
“yea bro np”
“what did u just say about my dick?”

by Eattheassmowthegrass November 12, 2020

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

NP

"No Pennies." What you say to a cashier when they are about to give you your change indicating they can keep the pennies.

Cashier is about to give customer change for purchase. "NP."

by akdet July 31, 2016

NP

two letters that when said loud enough can make a room full of 30 people talking go completely silent

damn you people are loud........ .NP!!!!!

by Rabid Onion May 12, 2007