NP

NP is a popular abriviation for the phrase, No Problem. Usually, it is used as a substitute for the phrase Your Welcome.

"Hey!!! Thanks for the Tampon!! I've had a heavy flow today!!"
"NP!!!! And, TMI!!!!"

by AnonymousUnipickle March 13, 2017

#NP

twitter language for Now Playin.

you use it if you are listening to a song and you want to share it on twitter.

#NP RudeBoy - Rihanna, such a tune!

by SpazAttackness November 18, 2010

nps

1. No Problems

Used to inform someone that it was no hassle/problem.

John: tyvm
Betty: nps

by strider3028 August 28, 2007

NPS

No Pussy Shit

Greg: yo let's play some football

Tim: ok no tackling though

Greg: what the hell, NPS bro

by Jay Weezyy June 27, 2010

NP

Nipple Protrusion; when you can see an individual's erect nipples through their clothing, intentional or unintentional. Can be a result of sexual excitement/arousal or (un) favorable temperature.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that gal just walk by with all that NP?
Person 2: Yeah man, she needs to get a thicker bra or something!
laughter

by hot noodles May 31, 2013

NPS

NPS is a unit of measurement used to describe the number of times a person nuts per second

I was jerkin it at a rate of 43 NPS.

by ThiCCCCC Daddy J October 25, 2018

NPS

Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.

MWM seeks MWF for NPS.

by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 20, 2013