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noureen

It MEANS THE LIGHT THE GLOWS OUR DAYS AND LIFE

and means a girl with a pure white heart who never hates a creature
SHE'S SO NOUREEN
by uma gurl September 14, 2011
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noakes

To noakes about or to be a noakeser. Is commonly used as a phrase for someone who gets lucky. Especially in regards to sports such as Pool or Snooker.

This term is largely used within the vicinity of British University students when out on social drinking excursions which may include activities revolving around games of Pool. (This term can also be affiliated within the Poker playing circles, when a member does not quite realise the hand he is holding, thus when said player places his hand down on the table, he wins the round and money with ease... Even without a real poker face.

Sheer luck is the common denomination for this particular term. Therefore to noakes, to be a noakeser or to be noakesy is a common attribute to at least one member within the friendship circle.
"That was such a noakes shot"
"Did you see that move, s/he is such a noakeser"
"God, will you stop being so noakesey every time you have a game"
"Jesus he was noakesing about with that hand!"
"Daymnnnnnn, I just got noakesed!"
by unilads1 December 28, 2012
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nuke it from orbit

One step up from kill it with fire, usually followed by the phrase "it's the only way to be sure."

A paraphrasal of Ripley's line in the 1986 film 'Aliens': "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Generally used in response to a clusterfuck, or anything largely weird or gross that needs killing or otherwise dealing with.
Mike: Guys, termites have invaded my house, what should I do?
Dave: Nuke it from orbit!
by mush01 August 27, 2008
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Puke & Nuke

The rare, and complicated, act which consists of the following illogical female bullshit: skankily going home with a guy you just met and having sex with him (without even giving him head), followed by puking all over his bed and carpet. As if that didn’t destroy the evening, you complete the act by dropping a nuclear bomb of a phone call the next day that you aren’t on birth control even though you said nothing when he was fucking you raw.

The nuclear bomb is usually followed by the man purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and awkwardly delivering it to the skank (see: Hazmat Clean-Up).
Skip: Dude, what happened with that chick that was all over you on the dance floor last night?

Bro: Everything was fine until that trick dropped a Puke & Nuke on me. I just drove a fuckin hour each way to her house for the Hazmat Clean-Up. It was a debacle.

Skip: Shit, you got owned!
by king j$ August 9, 2010
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steamy nuke

This action occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male is on the verge of an orgasm and feeling a tingly sensation in the anus region. To begin this action the male will get into squatting position over the female or male. At brink of both sensations the male will blasts cum all over her or his face, while splattering shit on the pectoral area at the same time.
“I had sex with a freaky bitch last night.. I was about to nut in her face and she asked me to Steamy Nuke her.”

“Lauren is being such a bitch lately, I’m going to drop a Steamy Nuke on her tonight.”

“Son, make sure you shit before you have sex. Or else you might drop the classic Steamy Nuke... unless she’s like your mom and into that freaky shit.”
by MrSteamy May 9, 2018
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nuke it

-What are you eating?
Yesterday's pizza.
-Did you nuke it?
Yeah, 30 seconds is good.
by QWERTY1 September 7, 2007
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Duke nukem forever

The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.

It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.

It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.

Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.

They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.

Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever

Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.

Gamer: It sucked

Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?

Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*

Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
by Blarny September 19, 2012
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