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noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
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noufil

Ayy look its noufil i wanna touch his fingers, omg hes wearing airpods
by Adammahiddineisgay February 3, 2019
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propa nuff small

a very exagerated statement to describe somthing.
propa) asin propa
nuff) asin nuff
small) sarcasm, meaning rather large
"propa nuff small whitey man!"
"that boys head is propa nuff small"
"fuck look at that extra chin on double bez! PROPA NUFF SMALL!"
"bez is a propa nuff small lovable tyke"
by wally September 23, 2004
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sho nuff

Excuse me, but this is a country club, shouldn't you be outside sir?
Sho nuff HONKEY!
by K dawg Plus May 17, 2004
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Sho-nuff

noun/: the Shogun of Harlem who battles Bruce Leroy in the epic 80's film "The Last Dragon", the biggest baddest blackest Converse wearing, jerry curl having, shoulder pad brandishing, sunglasses displaying Kung Fu master
by ballzdeep April 11, 2005
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Fair Nuff

This word means 'fine' 'Sounds good'
PERSON 1: Hey Jack what you thinking bout the game tonight?
JACK: fair nuff
PERSON 1: what?
JACK: FAIR nuff mate
by Jack's monkey July 28, 2016
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NUFF

short for "enough", but often "enough" is used to mean "lots of".
he got NUFF paper!

he has a significant amount of financial attributes/
by everybody's free February 1, 2004
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