Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

Nomping

Letting a fat man eat pizza off your back during coitus.

Did you hear Katie's into nomping? Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.

by RockBinkie December 19, 2014

Nofing

It is similar to the definition of the word “Nothing” but at the same time it’s almost the exact opposite. It is nofing; nofin exists but all is nofin.

“Hey, what are you doing!?” Aidan asked. I am doing nofing

by The Q Tip August 13, 2018

nooping

verb. -to noop. When person A and person B lie together, person A on their stomach with person B on their back (facing the ceiling) on top of person A's back. The kind of opposite of spooning. The most comfortable body position in the room.

(clothes optional)

Hey Ali, let's noop.

Ok, JJ. What' nooping?

It's the opposite of spooning, just better.

by Cybrus February 14, 2009

Noting

To write a note on Facebook. Can be used as improv when you accidentally say noting instead of nothing.

whatcha doing?
noting
ohh cool i wanna read it

by mmx3 October 22, 2009

sha-noning

The act of repeatedly kicking yourself in the head for letting a witty, charismatic, caring Irish girl walk out of your life, particularly if they wear a claddagh ring and make you feel on top of the world.

John was sha-noning for letting her walk away.

by John Overbeck January 22, 2009

Noing

1) Noise that a nerd/geek makes

2) An insult that can be used against nerds/geeks

These nerds/geeks are usually online gamers and have a know-it-all attitude.

1) Person: I tried to upload this music file but it says it's too big :(

Nerd: You fool, the file you are trying to upload is Wave which is a high quality format using lossless compression. Convert it to Mp3, that will reduce its size as it uses lossy compression.. NOING! *fixes glasses*

2) Nerd: lol dude i downloaded the best program, it lets u auto mine on runescape1!1!! ub3r l33t hax0r lolz 1!!! ELEVEN1 SHIFTPANCAKES!1!

Person: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NOING!!!

by Japanime January 28, 2009