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Friedrich Nietzsche

Some crazy guy who died alone that autists and other filthy subhumans love to quote in order to feel edgy and smarter than your average dumb cunt who has had sex.
Maybe you'll get laid if you didn't keep quoting Friedrich Nietzsche
by John Blur April 29, 2011
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Nietzche

A retarded spelling of Nietzsche. Those who make this amusing etymollogical blunder will no doubt try to justify their ignorance by claiming Nietz(s)che was the pioneer of the ideas that shaped Nazism. Anyone remotely familiar with his ideas will scoff at this.
I'm a fucking moron, I know nothing about philosophy or Nietzsche, hell I can't even spell his name. I don't read, I am intellectually dead. I hate Nietzche.
by mickeysGs December 28, 2005
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Ethan Nitzsche

A boy who has taken 73 calculus courses(once with Hitler) and claims to be 6’ while only being a mere 5’11
God Ethan Nitzsche ran into the elevator door again
by Jakaboi September 3, 2020
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Nieztche

Popular mispelling of the name "Nietzsche," possibly the most frequented misspelled and mispronounced German name, not counting "Goethe." The correct pronunciation is "NEE-tcha," not "NEE-chee."
Found occasionally in college bathroom stalls in the following sequence:

God is Dead. --Nieztche
Nieztche is dead. --God

The cleverest addition to this exchange is the following:

Nieztche is actually spelled Nietzsche. --Kaufmann

(Walter Kaufmann was a prominent Nietzsche scholar and translator)
by Schowkuu April 25, 2005
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Rietzsche

(ˈri t͡sʃə)
The combination of the name "Nietzsche" with "ree" (a stupid scream) which references the futility of making such a sound with thine face-hole.
"I got mad in traffic and rietzsched at a car in front of me."
"I swore a lot at them, but it was just rietzsche since they couldn't hear me."
by MouseEatsMan January 25, 2020
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nutzsche

1. An Ubermench who dreams of conquering the world without leaving his bedroom.
2. Someone who can catch the pox off of a toilet seat.
3. A troublesome patient who disturbs the ward by espousing an endless stream of contradictory gibberish.
4. Someone who graduated from university whithout growing up.
5. Nutzschism: two overenthusiastic teenagers in a basement.
That guy hanging around the street corner is a nutzsche, best not to talk to him.
by coldsloth June 15, 2004
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nietzschean

The Nietzscheans are a race of genetically engineered humans who quite religiously follow the works of Friedrich Nietzsche, Social Darwinism and Dawkinite genetic competitiveness. They claim to be physically perfect and are distinguished by bone blades protruding outwards from the wrist area.
The Nietzschean betrayal of the Commonwealth ended in mutual devistation, and the known universe was left in chaos.
by ds_k7 May 4, 2006
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