netsitive

An extremely internet sensitive individual that interprets every shout box message, instant message or email critically and gets overly emotionally upset

Ignore her she thinks everyone is out to get her, she is so netsitive.

by Sketel Boom June 25, 2008

nutsy koo koo

someone who is crazy or stupid.

a word used in the movie "hotel transylvania 2"

"his mother's already nutsy koo koo!"

-dracula

by Ness EarthBound March 18, 2023

Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Netsai

A term of randomness

Guy asks Clark 'What would you like for lunch?'

Clark replies 'Netsai.'

by Eddie Schnitzel August 26, 2009

Netscape

A browser that lost the browser wars to Internet Explorer long ago. The last version that wasn't over-commercialized was Netscape 4.6. The current version is 7.2, which is loaded down with a lot of AOL junk and advertizing. It is inferior to nearly all browsers on the market, except for Internet Explorer, which it is slightly better than

Firefox>Everything Else>Netscape>Internet Explorer Shells (avent, maxthon)>Internet Explorer

Did you check out the new Netscape Browser beta 8.0? I threw up when I saw the interface and now my computer is ruined.

by Robert April 10, 2005

netymologist

some one with skillz using the Internet to track the origin of words and phrases

- coined by M2 Communications Design

Urban Dictionary - the first word in fresh slang; an essential tool for any netymologist

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

netspeak

Otherwise known as chatspeak, a process of shortening words and replacing letters with different letters and/or symbols to supposedly make the typing process shorter. Lacks proper punctuation and capitalization. Hard to understand and a sign of idiocy when used heavily, but sometimes useful when in a hurry or text messaging.

Stupid: LYKE ONG!!!ONEONE11!!

i g2g to da stor 2day c ya l8er LOLZ

i @m 5o 1337 i pwn joo

Useful: Uh oh, I have to go answer the phone. BRB.

by Yonnie October 24, 2004