Bore-ner

An erection induced by sheer boredom. This usually happens in a school/work situation when your dick makes brief contact with the inside of your leg.

Maths was so boring today, I hit a bore-ner and couldn't get up to write on the board.

by CheeseyDickFart August 11, 2009

Halo-ner

When playing halo on Xbox live and the play you have just made was so sick it gave you a boner you get a haloner..... the combination of the word halo and boner....

Dude 1:Bro! I just 360 no scoped that hoe in the face now i have a boner!!

Dude 2:Nope dude its just a halo-ner chill....

by Price Chopper.... July 13, 2009

Ner-cool

Pronouced: NUR-KOOL

To be both Nerdy and Cool at the same time.

Joey's robot that he made at Science Camp shoots Marsh- mellows, that is so Ner-Cool!

by livlaughlove4554 February 25, 2011

Hell Ner

a phrase white girls say who act black and are shocked at a situation.

"Oh hell ner! She just called me a bitch!"

by HAAAAAY September 24, 2012

Tebow-ner

A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.

Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.

Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.

That guy has such a Tebow-ner for his buddy and the guy is actually a tool that did accomplish a damn thing.

by verbiage November 17, 2011

Bro-ner

An erection of the penis, caused by a bro's amazing bro-ness-ocity.

Bro 1: I slapped that bitch for you.

Bro 2: Dude, you just gave me a bro-ner.

by FirebertNY February 24, 2011

the ner language

A secret language based around the core word "ner" which appears in all the other words of the language. Only computer geeks, close friends, and true lovers can use/decipher this language.

neir nelr neor nevr neer neyr neor neur = I love you in "the ner language"

by huggabledoritolover May 9, 2009