criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Neil Cicierega

Also known as Lemon Demon (not to be confused with the FNF character), Neil is an American musician, comedian and artist. He's also a literal god and stuff for mentally ill teenagers.

Person 1: my favourite song is Touch-Tone Telephone by Neil Cicierega.
Person 2: oh wow congrats on coming out!

by s0ck p0ssum September 10, 2021

Neil Patrick Harris

TV's number one scene stealer.

Actors: Hey we were doing a scene!
Neil Patrick Harris: Too bad, it's mine baby!!!

by Freezing the Mainstream July 17, 2006

neil spence

The process of going through a particularly harrowing mental breakdown, usually involving garbled voices and unintelligible sentences strung along in a haphazard fashion. Can occur in supermarkets unexpectedly.

That bitter gay was having a right neil spence.

by undisclosed location April 1, 2008

neil gaiman

Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.

Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

neil josten

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish

“im fine” (false)
okay neil josten kinnie

by i couldn’t have pussyslayer69 October 27, 2020

Aanór Náilima

Aanór Náilima is a person who many people believe is Aarón Amilián, however there is no solid proof that it's the same person.

I'm not sure if Aarón Amilián and Aanór Náilima are the same person, I've never seen them at the same place at the same time, so I guess it'll forever be a mystery.

by Usuario Desconocido July 7, 2022