prit' near

shortened to mean "pretty near" or "almost". Primarily heard in Prince Edward County.

"It was prit ' near six o'clock by the time I got home from work Friday"

"I was driving late one night, I saw an animal, swerved and prit' near put 'er in the rhubarb"

by yo_yo_I_lovethecounty November 18, 2009

necarity

another word for necessity. once famously used by lovelypeaches in her shower speech.

it's not a necarity like food and water.

by peaches stan June 19, 2020

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

Nearsighted Date

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.

"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."

by bunn28 January 4, 2010

Nederlands

Nederlands:
1) Dutch for Dutch.
2) To be Dutch.

In Dutch:

"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I am Dutch."

by Jafje May 20, 2007

Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

by ax949 October 9, 2003

Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

by rperazag May 15, 2010