dirty napoleon

The act of placing your rear end on a door handle or knob, and simply waiting for someone to enter

''Tom just got dared to do a dirty napoleon..now he's unconscious!''

by Mark R Dodge March 25, 2007

Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.

I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.

by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010

napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.

Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.

by Shmouse May 26, 2005

Naptown Nugget Stir

The process in which a constipated person requests their partner to perform anal sex on them in an attempt to help alleviate the blockage.

The process in which a constipated person requests their partner to perform anal sex on them in an attempt to help alleviate the blockage.

"Honey, I'm really backed up, could you please give me a Naptown Nugget Stir?"

"Hell naw bitch, I don't want yo shit all over my dick!"

by Jello Shotz December 5, 2016

Napoleon Incentive

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.

Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021

SSC Napoli

The Italian Soccer/Football Squad with chants from “Curva A” and “Curva B” (Curve A and Curve B). Diego Maradona is there God but the president of the club is cheap ASF

“My cousin loves SSC Napoli”

by TheSicilian March 1, 2022

Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor, the first person to crown himself emperor in Europe since Charlemagne. Conquered almost all of Europe, was sent into exile, but came back to France and reclaimed his crown. Sent into exile again, this time for good.

Napoleon Bonaparte was freaking badass!

by Ithaca June 19, 2005