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Nairaland

A totally epic Nigerian online forum with a penchant for trolls and Garri (ground cassava), and Tonto Dikeh, aka Toto Decay.
I was on Nairaland earlier today and joined in the curse-fest on Tonto Dike's new song
by SimonAndal February 27, 2013
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Nasal Blasting

The act of closing ones lips around another persons nose and forcefully blowing air into their nasal passages. Somewhat like blowing someone's nose for them, only in the wrong direction.
"I nasal blasted Kate so hard the other day."

"Why would you do that?"

"I was mad at her and she was congested, you should have heard the noise it made. I love nasal blasting her."
by NBlaster86 November 13, 2011
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nasal

Donnie: Ayo dawg, the bitch that I was wit last night was wylinnnn bro she loved doing nasal.
Mikey: I mean, hey, the coke fiends are always the best in bed.
by fairyfaggot February 28, 2021
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accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
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work related nasal challenge

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."
Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.
by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005
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nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill

Linguistics joke. There's a fake IPA symbol to go with it, that looks like a pig snout.

It's linguistically correct description of, well, the sound pigs make.
First-year linguistics students can be humiliated by asking them to include nasal-ingressive voiceless velar trill in their presentation of rare and difficult-to-pronounce sounds in the West African languages.
by Stephanie^^ December 10, 2010
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nasal naughtyness

right as you are about to cum all over a girls face, you place the tip of your cock into the nostril of the female then blow your load....
jenny pissed me off so i gave her some nasal naugthtyness last night
by ... May 17, 2003
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