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dike slap 

When a bull dike thinks she really is a man and steps up to one. The real man slaps the dog shit out of her. This reminds the dike she is really just a female and not a man.
Wow! do you see that lesbo get dike slapped? Yeah I did, she was crying like the little girl she is.
dike slap by Rat Dawg PhD March 14, 2016

dike spike 

A short hairstyle usually warn by lesbians. It is longer in the front and spiked in the back.
Shelley came out of the closet by getting a dike spike at the hair dressers.

dike spike 

Kate Gosselin's hair cut.
"Do you like Kates hair?"
"No, she has a dike spike."
dike spike by bangbang43 August 13, 2009

dike short 

hair that is so short you come across as either a lesbian, bisexual or some homosexual being.
Alix: "I can't decide if I should cut my hair short or not!!"
Luke: "If you like girls."
Alix: "Shut upp Luke! i dont like girls and i wasnt gonna cut it dike short!"
dike short by bvdhrebvsa September 1, 2010

dike spike 

a dildo for the lonley
ohh sandra pass me the dike spike

Dike Hair Salon 

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.
I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.