n00bie

Someone who doesn't know what 'lmao' means or thinks it's 'imao'.

"wat does imao mean"

by j00l.i.e April 26, 2003

n00btube

Someone who repetitively uploads stupid videos to the Internet. Specifically YouTube.

"Dude, check out my new video on YouTube!"
"That video is so stupid, you're such a n00btube."

by Kal-EL777 July 27, 2008

n00bium

The element found in all n00bs. Large doses may significantly lower gaming ability.

Discovered in 2006 by Mark and Devin.

Man, that guy must've had a HUGE bowl of n00bium today.

by Mark_oo00 April 26, 2006

n00bimagnetism

A condition in which one attracts n00bs.
Symptoms include:
• Being asked insufferable questions.
• Constant following of people who tend to fail.

Caution: This condition usually leads to n00baphobia.

l337 A: "Crap! I think I'm suffering from n00bimagnetism."

l337 B: "How do you know?"

l337 A: "I just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions."

l337 B: "Sucks to be you."

by Buzz l337year August 1, 2010

n00bstew

n00bstew (Adj.) is something you make or brew whilst pwning n00bs. It also describes the visual aftermath of a well placed frag grenade or semtex.

"Not now guys, I'm brewing n00bstew"

"Dude! You walked right into that guy's semtex!"
"I know man, he turned me into n00bstew.."

(Walks into blood soaked room)

"Damn man, somebody was brewing n00bstew in here.."

by dann1burk October 30, 2011

n00btizzle

Another word for n00b, a common term among people in online games.

" Dude, you're such a fucking n00btizzle!"

"Hellz no my homey n166g4!!!11!1!1!1111"

by gman0123 June 1, 2004

n00bian desert

A desert in South Ayrshire (Scotland), where the very most criminal n00bs are sent into exile.

that n00b was dropped in the middle of the n00bian desert, in Ayrshire, it's hard survivin in Ayrshire

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009