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umfriend 

a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend
girl: this is my umfriend Jake
umfriend by jolee February 17, 2009
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momfriend 

It's the girl you're dating, who acts like your mom! So much caring all rolled into one. She'll make sure you get an A on that paper, all while baking you cookies and giving you head.
My momfriend broke up with me last night. I got a C on my research paper.
momfriend by yourshitiswack December 6, 2010

momfriend 

A friend you make with the common bond of both being moms
You know Adrienne, she's a momfriend, I met her at the playground last week.
momfriend by emc543 October 17, 2013

Momfriend 

A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.
Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.
Momfriend by Aliases August 18, 2011
2009 word to replace friend-with-benefits since it's too long, conspicuous and pretentious.

Its ambiguity can be used to misdirect or cover a friend you haven't quite decided to allot into either the friend or f* category.

The "m" can be silent or dragged for varying degrees of honesty, deception, coyness, bashfulness, chastity, or modesty.

1) silent m
2) quick m
3) long m
1) "Dude she's got a bum you just want to destroy, but she's also your student. You could get fired."
"Yeh, she's just a mfriend."

2) "Didn't get lucky tonight but thank God for my mmfriend."

3) "She's an uhmm...friend. She's hella hot but I hate how she talks with food in her mouth."
mfriend by geentee July 12, 2010

memefriend 

1. A person, who you don't necessarily know irl, with which you collaborate to create a meme.
2. An friend with whom you share your favorite memes with, and also make references to the same memes in conversation.
1. Guess I made a memefriend when i added a comment to that tumblr post

2. I gotta show my memefriend this dank new meme!
memefriend by D@nkM3m30b$3$$3d September 24, 2016