multicrastinate

To be proficient at doing many useless things simultaneously to avoid doing one important thing. You harness the power of multitasking to raise your level of procrastination.

That chick can multicrastinate the hell out of a day, she watches Bravo, tweets, does her nails, surfs Perez Hilton quietly judges others in the room, catches glimpses of herself in any shiny surface instead of contributing in any way shape or form to the betterment of society.

by Cumber Van Walters September 19, 2009

Multicultural London English (MLE)

Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.

Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words

by Manz on a hype ting September 6, 2012

Multibate

Multibate is a derivative from 'multitask' and 'masterbate' in which a busy person on the go may not have time to 'masterbate' as they have no time to fit this into thier already hectic schedule. So they perform both tasks at the same time. Thus resorting to multibating.

Buisness man john is at work furiously trying to create a report on the financial risks of spread betting. As the tension gets to him he figures he needs to relieve himself then and there. So he 'multibates' at his desk i.e masterbating while writing his report.

by Deathcrusher4000 February 23, 2005

multicrastinating

performing several tasks or jobs simultaneously that get one no closer to actually completing the assigned task or job.

origin: multi-tasking + procrastinating = multicrastinating

downloading itunes, shopping on ebay, and playing poker when a paper you haven't started is due the following day is some serious multicrastinating

by Peter Tom July 22, 2009

multicraft

A game that is a version of Minecraft but it’s free

Ryan:YO LETS PLAY MINECRAFT

Owen:I don’t have money to buy it

Noelle:JUST BUY MULTICRAFT

Ryan and Owen: what’s that
Noelle: it’s free and it’s like Minecraft

Owen and Ryan: OH OKAY!

by Noeellee May 21, 2021

Multicontinental Necrobestiality

The charge of crossing a national border to committed sexual acts against a deceased animal.

Sir you have multiple charges of Multicontinental Necrobestiality against you

by Diztsar April 14, 2022

multinational

1. A type of corporation with no loyalty to America.
2. Any group guilty of capital treason.

Joe: Didn't Bill Gates just move 500,000 American jobs to India?
John: Yep, multinationals like Microsoft hate America.

by FreedomLover June 16, 2003